Listen to this. A bomb goes off downtown and the police arrest the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and Osama Bin Laden. They put them in an identity parade and have a witness try to point out the perpetrator. Who does she pick?" Joe said, "I don’t know."" Osama Bin Laden, " the taxi driver said. "Because the other three don’t exist. Lavie Tidhar
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